I have been ill.
I am feeling better today. And I Googled my symptoms. Apparently I have just recovered from Typhoid Fever.
Every time I Google my symptoms I wind up with something horrifying. Ebola. Lung Cancer. Stomach Cancer. Skin Cancer. Brain Cancer. Scarlet Fever. Google is big on diagnosing cancer, I guess.
This is the first time I've ever been told I have Typhoid Fever, though. That's an interesting development since Typhoid is, I thought, contracted through dirty water or contact with Typhoid Mary, who I'm pretty sure died many years ago. Not of Typhoid. Apparently she was a healthy carrier or something.
Either way, I'm pretty sure I did not actually have Typhoid Fever.
I think it was just Viral Plague.