Friday, June 3, 2011

You want a war? You'll get one!

Padawan sent me an e-mail from work.



That is my character, which he took the liberty of renaming, gallivanting around the game world saying stupid things like that while dancing idiotically! My character!


Never mind that I have had her for almost two years now and I haven't used her for over fourteen months. She's still an extension of myself, and I will not allow her to be publicly humiliated for the amusement of a blonde pixie man like the one standing next to her!

This is inexcusable!

I demand justice. What kind of justice, I do not yet know. Maybe I don't even want justice. Maybe I want revenge, which everyone knows is a dish best served cold. Now that he's gone and messed with my character, I'm going to go and pixify all of his so they look like the dumbest, most flamboyantly homosexual characters that ever existed in a game! And I will make them dance! 

16 comments:

  1. Someone clicked the "you're crazy" button. I can't imagine where they got that idea.

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  2. I'm crazy? He's the one who did this and then took a screen shot to taunt me!

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  3. I didn't click the button. I just report the news.

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  4. Might have been Asha referring to Padawan. She can't really communicate otherwise...

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  5. uninstall is all I have to say, now that is REVENGE!

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  6. How can you get any more flamboyant and mousy than the one already on the screen?

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  7. It's like he plucked someone from Tokio Hotel and gave them a sword instead. :-)

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  8. Rebecca, I can't uninstall. This is his job. It's the game he gets paid to play. If I uninstall on his computer it will interfere with work.

    Scott, I could give him pink hair, for one. I could also make him ripped and shirtless with a mostly feminine face. There are ways.

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  9. I'm with Scott. I've thought for a while that too many real people are trying to make their hair like Japanese anime. I don't think it works.

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  10. Doug, of course you do. I'll be sure to pass on the compliment.

    Brent, this is a game based in South Korea, so anime hair is to be expected.

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  11. Oops. Sounds like somebody is going to be sleeping on the couch for the next couple of weeks! Sounds like you could use a rolled up newspaper right about now. Swat! "Bad Padawan!" Swat! "Bad! No no no!"

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  12. Making him sleep on the couch would be a punishment for me! I get really cold, and three blankets aren't enough without Padawan, too. And he would have had to take a blanket, so I would have been left with two blankets and not enough body heat to help me survive the night.

    I patterned all of his shoelaces in this really girly weave that he couldn't undo before he left for work so he had to wear flip flops. Muah ha ha! I would have altered his characters, but he must know me better than I thought because he changed the password on the account. :(

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  13. I think you and Padawan should totally start a Geek Wars blog. THINK ABOUT IT.

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  14. Padawan doesn't believe in blogging, unfortunately. He says it's just boring to him. (I personally think that's because the one time he tried a blog he wrote about politics and oil and other things that nobody could possibly enjoy writing about without getting paid for it.)

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