tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post2977604275680437412..comments2023-06-22T04:30:01.178-05:00Comments on Fabulously Neurotic: My Thoughts on Baby ShowersChanelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-11494373379894460232012-03-04T12:15:40.039-06:002012-03-04T12:15:40.039-06:00That's because you HAVE children. You can'...That's because you HAVE children. You can't say you HATE children when you have them.<br /><br />And no, you do NOT need to have sex to have a baby anymore. You don't even need to be surprised by what the baby looks like! You can pick your baby from the color and shape of it's eyes to the shade of skin to the kind of hair to how tall it will be, and they can grow it all in a test tube.Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-23323813505787874432012-03-04T12:14:10.293-06:002012-03-04T12:14:10.293-06:00Yeah. I'm not spending 1300 on a baby coming i...Yeah. I'm not spending 1300 on a baby coming into the world. 1300 on a wedding dress? Easily. I could spend twice that happily. But on a gift for a baby? Not if she was going to be the Princess of Wales!Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-46545586917346663412012-03-04T08:15:14.999-06:002012-03-04T08:15:14.999-06:00The bit about not having a child would be much mor...The bit about not having a child would be much more atypical than neurotic. Had I posted something like it, I would have people organizing angry mobs.Atypical Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15407091913997427351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-43315162584092034442012-03-04T08:13:45.229-06:002012-03-04T08:13:45.229-06:00oh, that is much better. I nearly choked on an inv...oh, that is much better. I nearly choked on an invisible Kruller that I was not eating, is that how you spell it??? That doughnut that looks like the tire of a monster truck....No, I am not having a baby, yet. trying, but one must have sex in order to have one...I think...last time I checked anyway.Atypical Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15407091913997427351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-8355276525503809292012-03-02T19:39:19.141-06:002012-03-02T19:39:19.141-06:00You sure I'm not just sounding neurotic?
Atyp...You sure I'm not just sounding neurotic?<br /><br />Atypical is good, too, though. Just not as pink.Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-36225388786932060932012-03-02T19:38:43.096-06:002012-03-02T19:38:43.096-06:00No, I'm a happy drinker. I just like children ...No, I'm a happy drinker. I just like children LESS when I'm drinking.Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-23482880228406046052012-03-02T19:38:25.296-06:002012-03-02T19:38:25.296-06:00You're having a baby? Congratulations.
No, I ...You're having a baby? Congratulations.<br /><br />No, I spent 13 dollars, and I had planned to spend in the fifty to a hundred range, but my point was that 13 seemed a HUGE AMOUNT for the experience.Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-39998874158041525202012-03-02T19:37:17.897-06:002012-03-02T19:37:17.897-06:00For all I know, that's accurate and she wanted...For all I know, that's accurate and she wanted me to buy her some kind of animal to protect the baby.Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-26376325875388476122012-03-02T19:36:32.195-06:002012-03-02T19:36:32.195-06:00Yes, Choo Choo hopped into my lap mid rant. Also, ...Yes, Choo Choo hopped into my lap mid rant. Also, that random laugh I did? She was sniffing my toes and it tickled.Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-78901582546067309332012-03-02T19:35:59.398-06:002012-03-02T19:35:59.398-06:00This explains the eight comments...Okay. So these ...This explains the eight comments...Okay. So these comments are real time reactions then. Got it.Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-65944050079772067612012-03-02T19:35:22.326-06:002012-03-02T19:35:22.326-06:00Children are fun? Yeah...like a dentist is fun.Children are fun? Yeah...like a dentist is fun.Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-56366112930711679142012-03-02T19:34:30.601-06:002012-03-02T19:34:30.601-06:00Never heard of either of those. My mother and gran...Never heard of either of those. My mother and grandmother actually made a lot of my clothes when I was a baby/small child. <br /><br />And they shouldn't size by age since some children are either bigger or smaller than other children. Shouldn't weight be the consideration for size? <br /><br />I think if I had a line of clothing for kids I'd come up with something better than "Garanimals."Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-40988089193208766092012-03-02T19:32:18.556-06:002012-03-02T19:32:18.556-06:00Article?Article?Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-33578139430343239962012-03-02T10:01:52.183-06:002012-03-02T10:01:52.183-06:00You, my dear, are sounding atypical. A tear is sho...You, my dear, are sounding atypical. A tear is showing in my eye.Atypical Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15407091913997427351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-5846713386361312522012-03-02T09:38:22.550-06:002012-03-02T09:38:22.550-06:00Oh, an angry drinker.Oh, an angry drinker.Atypical Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15407091913997427351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-79576837920524857212012-03-02T09:37:55.968-06:002012-03-02T09:37:55.968-06:00YOU SPENT 1300.00 FUCKING DOLLARS? I am a friend w...YOU SPENT 1300.00 FUCKING DOLLARS? I am a friend who is having a baby, hopefully, and will gladly accept the gift card for a much lesser amount to a place that serves alcohol, so I can drink...a lot.Atypical Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15407091913997427351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-74460502639260766382012-03-02T09:34:34.784-06:002012-03-02T09:34:34.784-06:00Animals that "GRRRR" Grranimals.Animals that "GRRRR" Grranimals.Atypical Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15407091913997427351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-5474444605314947052012-03-02T09:33:55.000-06:002012-03-02T09:33:55.000-06:00CHOO CHOO!CHOO CHOO!Atypical Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15407091913997427351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-4503475578938032812012-03-02T09:32:21.788-06:002012-03-02T09:32:21.788-06:00replying while listening. toy's R'us (R is...replying while listening. toy's R'us (R is for RIOT!)Atypical Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15407091913997427351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-41426729816256797962012-03-02T09:31:19.233-06:002012-03-02T09:31:19.233-06:00Children are fun. And the PERFECT deflector for fu...Children are fun. And the PERFECT deflector for future children, for getting laid, unless married to a young strapping girl with an appetite, is impossible.Atypical Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15407091913997427351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-60702750138253839782012-03-02T08:00:16.604-06:002012-03-02T08:00:16.604-06:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.jhopes70https://www.blogger.com/profile/08497841222300778856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-31494246891169325042012-03-02T06:53:06.847-06:002012-03-02T06:53:06.847-06:00Garanimals are just a brand of kids clothes, like ...Garanimals are just a brand of kids clothes, like Osh Kosh B'Gosh. They have been around forever. You probably wore some when you were a kid.<br /><br />The sizes are easy. Preemie and newborn mean just that. The T stands for toddler of course. The number their age.<br /><br />We were foster parents for a couple of centuries so we were always on the lookout for baby clothes at the yard sales.<br /><br />I'm glad that's over with.JustRexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00389126268262607714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-182219915739481562012-03-02T00:41:35.860-06:002012-03-02T00:41:35.860-06:00Something like that. :)Something like that. :)Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09845151308757943750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-10142754491771711112012-03-01T19:49:33.487-06:002012-03-01T19:49:33.487-06:00Then what is a Garanimal?
What happened to Muppe...Then what is a Garanimal? <br /><br />What happened to Muppets? Those were cool.<br /><br />And why do they have letters? What on earth could letters possibly mean? 2T and 3T and blah blah blah. T? What does that mean? T-Shirt? Tiny? Toddler? IT MAKES NO SENSE!<br /><br />I don't mind registries. Wedding registries are very helpful, and less scary because that's always normal things like coffee makers and curtain rods or something.Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-10254576339820789222012-03-01T19:46:09.283-06:002012-03-01T19:46:09.283-06:00Yeah. Judge not lest ye be judged...or something l...Yeah. Judge not lest ye be judged...or something like that.Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.com