tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post1786094882033269720..comments2023-06-22T04:30:01.178-05:00Comments on Fabulously Neurotic: Nothin'. Just life stuffs.Chanelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-54608539931553681552011-03-22T19:36:11.800-05:002011-03-22T19:36:11.800-05:00Lydia says she's fine. Brat says she decided s...Lydia says she's fine. Brat says she decided she wanted a real ceremony so she wouldn't miss out, and they'll do it next year sometime. I should really find out her name...I don't call her anything when she says hi. I just say hi back and let her play with Choo Choo. Yes, STD Drama, and it's not even fair because all I did was answer his questions when he called me and asked about the situation. I should have just said be a man and call her yourself. Lesson learned.Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-18530554895764970032011-03-22T08:13:52.975-05:002011-03-22T08:13:52.975-05:00WHOA. A lot has happened. So sorry Lydia got attac...WHOA. A lot has happened. So sorry Lydia got attacked, so glad that your sister's wedding is off (for now), so glad that your neighbor girl is friending Choo Choo, and HOLY STD DRAMA, BATMAN.Nickihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03830994879944216241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-86377041594606978482011-03-20T11:05:15.290-05:002011-03-20T11:05:15.290-05:00Candice, I did not mention Lydia being attacked be...Candice, I did not mention Lydia being attacked because at the time she was really upset and a week later she had eloped and I wrote about that.<br /><br />As I hear, they are still together. Which makes me think she just came to her senses and postponed. Best thing for her.<br /><br />Alright. Asshat is now on The List. <br /><br />Yeah. She's a pretty nice kid, as it turns out. Mother is still a bitch, though. Hides behind her car when she meets us down the stairs.<br /><br />I told him it wasn't just me and that any woman would be upset by what he did. He found it more amusing.<br /><br />Doug, did all of you guys read it like I gave him an STD? I wouldn't touch that man with a ten foot pole, and I have a whole list of reasons. 1) He is Padawan's best friend. 2) He is racist and sexist. 3) He has red hair. 4) I do not like overly beefed up muscle men. It's disgusting. 5) He's younger than me. 6) He has a bad habit of sleeping with whoever he wants, sans condom. 7) He slept with my best female friend. 8) She gave him and STD that causes Cervical Cancer. I'm good without that, thanks. 9) He's kind of stupid. 10) He's an Asshat.<br /><br />8,9, and 10 are recent additions. <br /><br />And Padawan is not whipped. He just knows how to pick his battles. He never would have won that one.<br /><br />Brent, I actually prefer "Yes, dear, you're right." But the point is the same. And it's taken me three years to get him to understand the protocol for these situations.Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-36002351183673009522011-03-19T23:44:05.989-05:002011-03-19T23:44:05.989-05:00The correct answer is always, "Whatever makes...The correct answer is always, "Whatever makes you happy, dear."Brent Wescotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08313269993916969201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-42205068018712451872011-03-19T17:33:23.434-05:002011-03-19T17:33:23.434-05:00I had to read through the STD part again also. On ...I had to read through the STD part again also. On a quick read-through it does almost sound like something it should not be.<br /><br />And it sounds like you have your Padawan whipped pretty well. Remind me to keep you away from Mrs. Cheese. She doesn't need any lessons.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-67176156704253161492011-03-19T17:32:24.002-05:002011-03-19T17:32:24.002-05:00Wow! A lot to respond to in this one. Let's se...Wow! A lot to respond to in this one. Let's see if I can remember everything.<br /><br />Okay, I don't remember you mentioning anything about Lydia being attacked! I hope that guy gets his, though. Best of luck to her. <br /><br />From what I understand of the situation, your sister's wedding being called off is probably for the best. I hope things work out fo her too. <br /><br />As for the JERKWAD that's all up in your face over his problems, I say he goes on THE LIST and gets an extra black mark next to his name. Jerk. Wad.<br /><br />I'm glad Choo Choo has made friends with Psycho Lady's daughter. That's encouraging. Maybe the little girl hasn't been irrevocably damaged after all. :)<br /><br />To Padawan: NEVER mess with the way a woman has her cabinets arranged. Seriously. Just don't. It's dangerous...Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09845151308757943750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-79138559346208054842011-03-19T14:56:44.759-05:002011-03-19T14:56:44.759-05:00Well, Padawan's friend didn't say that. He...Well, Padawan's friend didn't say that. He's Army and doesn't use the word. But one of my friends came back from Basic for the Marines and he said that civilians are heinous. I told him he was heinous and he said, "No. Marines are not heinous. Marines determine what is heinous." <br /><br />I'd be surprised if he could define heinous. And if he could spell it.Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-77136589808507412582011-03-19T13:47:44.240-05:002011-03-19T13:47:44.240-05:00Did he seriously say that civilians are heinous? ...Did he seriously say that civilians are heinous? Like everybody? That would be an incredibly dickish thing to say, for so many reasons.Bryan Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01607046468663026271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-475748404787118402011-03-19T13:09:49.206-05:002011-03-19T13:09:49.206-05:00Heinous is seriously abused by the Marine Corps. H...Heinous is seriously abused by the Marine Corps. Heinous this and heinous that. Civilians are heinous. <br /><br />Hackles: The erectile hairs along the back of the neck of an animal, especially of a dog. <br /><br />When you see a dog that's growling in warning or anger or aggression, you see the hairs on the neck go up. Scientists say this is to make the animal appear larger and therefore more threatening.Chanelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18159248995263246944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1107542310136355575.post-50082849557377735242011-03-19T12:48:57.692-05:002011-03-19T12:48:57.692-05:00Your boyfriend's friend sounds pretty "he...Your boyfriend's friend sounds pretty "heinous" (Now, that's a callback that goes wayyyyy back.) I had to read through that STD part a second time. I won't say what I thought you were getting at at first.<br /><br />P.S. What exactly are hackles? I've always wanted to know.Bryan Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01607046468663026271noreply@blogger.com